WELCOME TO MY CARRD! EVERYTHING IS INTERACTIVE!

ADA!!!

15, she/they/berry, white, aroace lesbian, enfp, neurodivergent

YAY!!!

cats, autumn, CDs, rhythm games, rainy days, teacups, croissants

NAY!!!

school, bugs, warm weather, sports, mathematics, miscommunication

DNI!!!

-13/+18, NSFW/gore, proship, engage in drama, reality shifters, mcyt fans!

LIKES!!!

touhou, vocaloid, tbhk, sanrio, danganronpa, pmmm, omori

CCs!!!

arashi narukami, kyoko sakura, nekomura iroha, hu tao, flandre scarlet

you'll end up loving horror when you grow up. you probably didn't like it because you were afraid of cemeteries when you were younger. some of that fear went away when you did tombstone rubbings in girl scouts. you liked halloween specials and the goosebumps books and monster high.your favorite thing is body horror, how it tears apart our vessels and embraces the sun. how the flesh grows when we are freed from our skeletons. tear your skin apart, girl. find out what's underneath.it's something beautiful. electric sparks sound like bugs crawling on your skin.

THIS IS THE META PAGE THAT TELLS YOU ABOUT THIS SITE!!!

CHRONIC INTERNET GIRL is a wacky piece of interactive fiction made by Catsket. It was originally made for the 2024 Anti-Productivity Jam hosted by Neo-Interactives, but I got too focused on other things. Overscoped, as you do.The goal of this website is to give viewers a glimpse into chronically online fandom culture in the late 2010s-early 2020s, explored through the eyes of a teenage girl. This is inspired by my experience navigating online spaces in my teens, specifically Instagram, Tiktok, and Tumblr.While this page is meant to replicate the feeling of 2021 Carrds, some things are modernized (such as the use of atabooks) to make the game more interactive and engaging.Any resemblance to real-world people or events is purely coincidence.

You can find the credits for any images, code, or audio that is not official art or products here.

Text will be written in other colors. Sometimes these are to define complicated terms, sometimes they are inner thoughts. Maybe they are something else entirely.Use the heart-shaped button to return to the main page at any point.

THIS IS THE META PAGE OF CREDITS!!

MAIN PAGE
Top row of images by loverisms on Pinterests
Song is Hidden in the Sand by Tally Hall, karaoke version used is by Finn Nequinto
Pop-up is by Javascript Free Codes
Music player by GlenThemes
MISC PAGES
Cat belongs to my friend Mari. Her name is Chloe!

You can return to the main page here!

A picture of a white cat with green eyes and orange patterns on its head. It is laying down with its arms outstretched to the camera.

MY CAT!!!!

this is my cat maple! we named her that because the ginger in her fur looks like maple syrup drizzled over pancakes. she's five years old, and she's a fat menace that likes to drink from the bath's tap water and knock over my figures.she sleeps on my bed sometimes, and she likes to sit on my desk when i'm trying to do schoolwork. i wish i could play with you all the time, maple!

ABOUT ME!!!

you can call me ada or any kin name!
i have anxiety + autism + ADHD (self-diagnosed).
i'm an aquarius (january 20th)

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my favorite foods are strawberries and salmon sushi.
i consume all of my interests critically.
i don't understand tone, please use tone tags!

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To consume something critically is to have common sense. It is to examine a film, a television show, a book, a game, or another piece of art for its context. Root it deep in where and when it was made, grab its issues with your hands and open them like a fan. Run your fingers along each vein and feel it. To consume your media critically in the online eye is to pretend you are looking past its surface value.Many people online use this as an excuse to like things with content they deem "problematic." This thing is okay because I acknowledge and know that the things happening in it are bad. The people I dislike, though? Oh, they're vile for liking this media. It has a bad man in it. A very, very bad man. I can't let people know I like a thing with a bad man in it. Oh, they'll write posts about me. They'll tell my family just how horrible I am. And yet all stories happen because there is a conflict caused by something, and that something can be the bad, bad man. Are you problematic, then, for being affected? Here on display on my little profile are all of my online morality points. Around my neck I am wearing the purity medals. I see it as gold, but the texture is too hard. Pyrite scrapes against my thumbs as I rub the metal between my fingers.Should we have to explain ourselves for enjoying anything impure?

Tone tags are short

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Kinning is the practice of closely relating to fictional characters. For some, it is a casual relation. I kin this character because we act the same. We have the same style. We have the same trauma and similar backstories. For others, it is their entire personality and their way of life. I am this character, they are me.A kinnie is a term for someone who kins. This is usually derogatory in a joking way, used between individuals who kin.Spiritual kinning is the belief that you are the reincarnation of the fictional characters that you kin. Perhaps you believe that you do not get to choose your kins. Maybe you believe that you were these fictional characters in a past life. Or it's possible that you have a whole religion around being a fictional character.Otherkin came first and refers to someone who kins animals or fictional beasts, such as wolves or dragons. Factkin is kinning a real life person, past or present.Doubles are individuals that share the same kin as you. Some people are fine with this, others are very uncomfortable.Sometimes it boils down to a coping mechanism. Sometimes there is an underlying mental illness that sparks delusions. Sometimes it's to fit in. Why a person kins changes how they kin.

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MY EVERYTHING!

FRIENDS!!

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